Tricia Tanaka is Dead
When Kate and Sawyer stumble back to camp, it's a happy reunion on Craphole Island. And what better way to celebrate than with a warm can of Official Dharma Corporation Light Beer? Luckily for the manly men of the Island, Hurley has found a magic van chockfull of the stuff! Just ignore the dead guy in the driver's seat and let the magic bus take you on a mystical flashback to when Hurley was young and Cheech was his dad. Sit back and relax while you chug that hot American-style lite lager and follow Hurley through a re-telling of all his past miseries. (His grandpa dies! His house catches on fire! His recently purchased Chicken Shack gets hit by a meteorite! Cheech is doing his mom!!) But Hurley won't let this get him down. He is gaining some perspective, man, ain't nothing gonna slow him down, oh no, not with the magic bus around. He's going to make his own luck now. He's going to break this curse. Yeah, hot beer totally solves everything. Especially after you drink twelve cans of it.
Kate meanwhile has apparently made off with all the cojones for the entire Island and gone off in search the help she needs to go after Jack. Wait. Who? Jack? Who is this Jack you speak of? There ain't no Jack in this episode. I guess even the writers are tired of him.
Oh, and Vincent? Bad dog! No biscuit.
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